My husband and I put the 8 year-old yellow labrador "Chumley" on Purina ONE's Chicken and Oatmeal Diet about a week ago. Chumley has not stopped farting since. Chumley's farts are not garden variety "Oh my, that stinks" farts, they are more like Saddam Hussein's lost chemical weapons farts.
When it started, Chumley would look at his rear end and get up quickly and leave the area. (As if they alarmed even him) That generally resulted in the people remaining in the room looking furtively at each other (Who the hell laid that one!?!) After a few misquided and poorly received accusations among the humans, Chumley was nailed as the culprit.
Today my husband and I decided we could take this no more. He apparently is not moving past this gasseous and foul response to the food, so we are going to change his food.
However I am tired (from driving the parental units a total of 8 hours today, and the hubby changed the oil on both the cars and washed my SUV for me. However, as if knowing his farting days are coming to a close, Chumley is rocking out one hell of a last hurrah in the fart department.
The homeland security department could use this against our global enemies.
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